I've worked in restaurants for about a year and a half now, and during that time I've seen some pretty damn funny names on credit cards. Last night wins the grand prize: I had a customer named "Fauna Beavers."
As I stood for a moment in disbelief at the computer while closing out her ticket (trying not to laugh), I was thinking there's no way her parents could have done that by accident. Come on, with a last name like "Beavers" you have to be really careful with what you put in front of it. Naturally, I showed it to people that were working that night, but the girls didn't get it. Go figure.
Anyway, I just thought it'd be funny if I ran into her one day outside of work, and asked, "hey, are you Fauna Beavers?" She would reply "yes..." and of course I'd say "that's awesome, me too!" Heh, heh, gotta love juvenile humor
. Maybe she'll come back sometime to eat with her friend Alotta Fagina from Austin Powers